某進口名車專賣店門前，小瀋陽停下摩托車，男銷售迎出。

A：對不起大哥，我們這裡是進口名車專賣店，門口不能停放摩托車。

B：不是，小夥子，我是來買車的，你看我不像麼？

A：不太像！

B：兄弟，我今天買車很重要，你可得招待好了。我下星期要結婚，可我女朋友非要我在你們進口名車專賣店給她買輛汽車，要不然就不結婚。她一會兒就來，我趕在她前面先來問問行情。你們這兒隨隨便便一輛名車得賣多少錢？

A：一兩百萬吧？

B：一……兩百萬哪？咋那麼貴呢？啥材料做的？

A：不是材料問題，是品牌值錢，我們賣的都是豪華名車，啥名車都有。

B：兄弟這樣，我給你一百塊錢。

A：啥意思，你要買啥？

B：一百塊錢能買啥？這是給你的小費。我都說是來買名車的人了，還給不起你小費？

A：哎呀大哥，你真敞亮，你太帥了！

B：還帥呢，我跟你講，這100塊錢不是白給，等下我女朋友來了，你得幫著配合點兒。

A：咋配合啊？

B：其實我的意思，買車不在乎貴賤，總不是一開？代個步而已。大哥我不差錢，也就是覺得買名車太浪費。所以待會兒我女朋友來了，我想你既不能把那些名貴車推薦給我，你又還得給我面子，別讓女朋友覺得我沒錢。明白我意思沒？

A：……

B：比方說，我要是找你買比較貴的車……

A：那我就說沒有唄！

B：哎呀小夥子，你太厲害了，太有悟性了！好了，我女朋友來了，看見沒？就門口穿紅衣服那位。

A：放心吧，保證二位滿意！

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C：哇，親愛的，這裡都是賓士寶馬，都是名車啊！

B：哎哎，銷售員快過來！

A：女士、先生，兩位好，請問你們要買什麼車？

B：兩百多萬的賓士，有嗎！

A：對不起，沒有！

B：那一百萬左右的寶馬給我來一輛！

A：對不起，沒那麼貴的！

B：有什麼價位的？

A：有四、五十萬的。

B：四……五十萬的……有……有嗎？

A：有還是沒有啊？

B：這是你的店，那得問你啊。大哥我這兒不差錢，你得明白著點兒！

A：噢，那沒有！

B：我說小夥子，你們這是啥名車專賣店吶，要啥啥沒有。我四十好幾的人了，找個女朋友能容易嗎？我們現在著急買車結婚，你說買輛什麼車好呢？

C：親愛的，你問問他們這兒有沒有奧迪車賣。

B：有也別買，奧迪是奧拓它哥，能好到哪去？

C：要不，咱不買進口名車了，先買輛國產車開著吧。

B：買國產的？也行，先開著，以後再換。來，小夥子，我們買輛奇瑞QQ！

A：沒有！

B：這個……可以有！

A：這個……真沒有！

B：這樣，我給你帶來了，這是奇瑞專賣店的電話，你打電話調貨過來。

A：媽呀，沒這麼做過呀！

B：那是我沒來，我要早來了，你們早這麼做了。

A：這大哥，真太摳了！

B：小夥子你看，今天我們也是帶著十二分誠意來你們進口名車專賣店的，等會兒我們就要提車了，你不得搭配送個禮包啥的？

A：送太陽膜、地膠、真皮、腳墊對啵？哎呀我說大哥，你也太摳門兒了，合著你在我們店一輛車都沒買，我們店裡還倒貼進去幾千塊錢吶！

B：我說小夥子，不是我們一輛車沒買，是我們要買賓士寶馬你都沒有。

A：我有沒有你心裡還沒數嗎？

B：我有啥數？不是你說都沒有嗎？

A：別說話了，一會要弄出個有來咋整啊？

B：到底有沒有你說清楚，大哥我這兒是差錢還是咋地？

A：我知道大哥你不差錢，我的意思，你好容易攢錢買輛車，不能太在乎錢，錢花完了還可以再掙。你看我雖然是個銷售員，但我總結，買車吧可得慎重，有時候一想跟吃飯一樣一樣的。大酒店一吃雖然貴點兒，但環境優雅心裡踏實，嚎！燒烤攤兒一吃雖然便宜，但搞不好壞肚拉稀，嚎！開車時候最擔心的事情你知道是什麼嗎？開車最擔心的是開著開著，剎車沒了！

B：拉倒吧，開車時候最最擔心的事情你知道是什麼嗎？最最擔心開著開著，沒錢加油了！

希望別用翻譯器翻，因為翻譯器翻得語法都不通，最遲明天晚上就要了，謝謝

父親之喜 2010-01-06

某進口名車專賣店門前，小瀋陽停下摩托車，男銷售迎出。

In front of a car shop， XiaoShenyang（此處尊中國特色，直接為“小瀋陽”） stopped his motorcycle， and then a male saleperson got out。

A：對不起大哥，我們這裡是進口名車專賣店，門口不能停放摩托車。

A： sorry sir， here we sell imported fancy cars， please do not park here。

B：不是，小夥子，我是來買車的，你看我不像麼？

B： well， fellow， im here to buy those cars。 don‘t i look like a car buyer？

A：不太像！

A： Not really！

B：兄弟，我今天買車很重要，你可得招待好了。我下星期要結婚，可我女朋友非要我在你們進口名車專賣店給她買輛汽車，要不然就不結婚。她一會兒就來，我趕在她前面先來問問行情。你們這兒隨隨便便一輛名車得賣多少錢？

B： Well， buddy， it’s important for me today to buy a car， so please be serious。 i am getting married next week， while my gf tells that i have to get her a car here， or the wedding will not go on。 she will be here later， and im here now to get familiar with the market。 so， what a really fancy car cost here？

A：一兩百萬吧？

A： over a million， or two。

B：一……兩百萬哪？咋那麼貴呢？啥材料做的？

B： million？ two million？ how could be that dear？ what do they make from？！

A：不是材料問題，是品牌值錢，我們賣的都是豪華名車，啥名車都有。

A： not about what they make from， but the BRAND costs！ we sell really fancy cars here， really luxury ones， whatever brands you want。

B：兄弟這樣，我給你一百塊錢。

B： well， buddy， this is a hundred yuan for you。

A：啥意思，你要買啥？

A： what‘s up？ what do you want？

B：一百塊錢能買啥？這是給你的小費。我都說是來買名車的人了，還給不起你小費？

B： what’s a hundred yuan for！？ this is my tip for you。 i am here to buy a so dear car， a tip is exactly normal。

A：哎呀大哥，你真敞亮，你太帥了！

A： oh， dude， you are good！ （美劇經常有吧，兄弟，你著實不錯啊 的意思）

B：還帥呢，我跟你講，這100塊錢不是白給，等下我女朋友來了，你得幫著配合點兒。

B： don‘t be that happy。 i am GOOD for a reason。 you know， i need you to be cooperative when my gf is here later。

A：咋配合啊？

A： how？

B：其實我的意思，買車不在乎貴賤，總不是一開？代個步而已。大哥我不差錢，也就是覺得買名車太浪費。所以待會兒我女朋友來了，我想你既不能把那些名貴車推薦給我，你又還得給我面子，別讓女朋友覺得我沒錢。明白我意思沒？

B： in fact， i don’t really want a fancy luxury car。 anyway， it is just for travelling。 but you know， i am rick， i have the money that i do not want to spend on so expensive cars。 so， when my gf is here， i want you not to recommend expensive luxury cars。 but in the meantime， you also have to help me save my face with my gf。 i don‘t want her feel im poor。 got it？

A：……

B：比方說，我要是找你買比較貴的車……

B： so， what if i ask for a expensive car？

A：那我就說沒有唄！

A： i will say none in store！

B：哎呀小夥子，你太厲害了，太有悟性了！好了，我女朋友來了，看見沒？就門口穿紅衣服那位。

B： wow， buddy， you are good， very good！ well， my gf is here now。 see？ the one in red there。

A：放心吧，保證二位滿意！

A： OK， All on me！

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A moment later~

C：哇，親愛的，這裡都是賓士寶馬，都是名車啊！

C： oh， darling， here are Mercedes-Benz and BMW， all fancy cars！

B：哎哎，銷售員快過來！

B： hey hey， where is the saleman！

A：女士、先生，兩位好，請問你們要買什麼車？

A： good afternoon/morning/evening， what can i do for you？

B：兩百多萬的賓士，有嗎！

B： i want a Mercedes-Benz， at the price of two million！

A：對不起，沒有！

A： sorry， none in store now！

B：那一百萬左右的寶馬給我來一輛！

B： then BMW， at the price around a million！

A：對不起，沒那麼貴的！

A： sorry， we do not have such fancy cars here！

B：有什麼價位的？

B： so what do you have exactly？！

A：有四、五十萬的。

A： about half million。

B：四……五十萬的……有……有嗎？

B： you have half。。。a。。。million。。。？

A：有還是沒有啊？

A： really？

B：這是你的店，那得問你啊。大哥我這兒不差錢，你得明白著點兒！

B： you are the seller！ i have the money， you should know this！

A：噢，那沒有！

A： er， then we do not really have those cars！

B：我說小夥子，你們這是啥名車專賣店吶，要啥啥沒有。我四十好幾的人了，找個女朋友能容易嗎？我們現在著急買車結婚，你說買輛什麼車好呢？

B： well， buddy， are you really a fancy car shop？ im over forth somehow， do you think it’s easy for me to get a girl？ we are now in hurry for a car， so what do you recommend？

C：親愛的，你問問他們這兒有沒有奧迪車賣。

C： darling， what do you think about Audi？

B：有也別買，奧迪是奧拓它哥，能好到哪去？

B： not that！ audi is like alto， how could that be good？！

C：要不，咱不買進口名車了，先買輛國產車開著吧。

C： otherwise， we do not buy foreign brands， what about made-in-china？

B：買國產的？也行，先開著，以後再換。來，小夥子，我們買輛奇瑞QQ！

B： made in china？ that‘s ok。 after all we can change another one years later。 so， buddy， we want a chery qq！

A：沒有！

A： None！

B：這個……可以有！

B： THIS can be ok！

A：這個……真沒有！

A： THIS really none。

B：這樣，我給你帶來了，這是奇瑞專賣店的電話，你打電話調貨過來。

B： ok， here you are， this is the phone number of the chery store， you can phone them to get one here。

A：媽呀，沒這麼做過呀！

A： oh god， this never happend before！

B：那是我沒來，我要早來了，你們早這麼做了。

B： that’s because i never came before~

A：這大哥，真太摳了！

A： what a dude， so mean！

B：小夥子你看，今天我們也是帶著十二分誠意來你們進口名車專賣店的，等會兒我們就要提車了，你不得搭配送個禮包啥的？

B： you see， buddy。 we come here with exact faith in your store， so don‘t you think a gift bag would be more appropriate？

A：送太陽膜、地膠、真皮、腳墊對啵？哎呀我說大哥，你也太摳門兒了，合著你在我們店一輛車都沒買，我們店裡還倒貼進去幾千塊錢吶！

A： solar film？ rubber？ leather？ foot pad？ well， dude， you cann’t be that mean！ how can we pay another thousand yuan when you spend nothing here？

B：我說小夥子，不是我們一輛車沒買，是我們要買賓士寶馬你都沒有。

B： well i say， buddy， it‘s not our fault not to spend a penny here， but you do not have the M-BENZ or BMW for us。

A：我有沒有你心裡還沒數嗎？

A： you know exactly what’s the truth！

B：我有啥數？不是你說都沒有嗎？

B： what truth？ wasn‘t that you said you had none of those？！

A：別說話了，一會要弄出個有來咋整啊？

A： seal up！ what if there IS ONE later？

B：到底有沒有你說清楚，大哥我這兒是差錢還是咋地？

B： be sure please， yes or none！ you think im poor？ no money for that？

A：我知道大哥你不差錢，我的意思，你好容易攢錢買輛車，不能太在乎錢，錢花完了還可以再掙。你看我雖然是個銷售員，但我總結，買車吧可得慎重，有時候一想跟吃飯一樣一樣的。大酒店一吃雖然貴點兒，但環境優雅心裡踏實，嚎！燒烤攤兒一吃雖然便宜，但搞不好壞肚拉稀，嚎！開車時候最擔心的事情你知道是什麼嗎？開車最擔心的是開著開著，剎車沒了！

A： ok， i know you have the money。 i think， you can’t balk at money when you need and decide to get a car。 money can be earnt after all。 you see， even though i am just a saleperson， i think， buying a car， should be cautious， like eating a dinner。 it‘s right that a grand hotel will be expensive， but it’s secure and graceful to have dinner there； hawl！ a booth or vender can be much cheaper， but it‘s also easy to get sick。 Hawl！ do you know what’s the most annoying when driving？ LOSING THE BRAKE！

B：拉倒吧，開車時候最最擔心的事情你知道是什麼嗎？最最擔心開著開著，沒錢加油了！

B： no way！ what is the most annoying thing when driving？ NO MONEY FOR GAS！

紅色赤屍 2010-01-05

Imported luxury car in front of a store， small Shenyang stopped motorcycle， male sales Ying Chu。

A： Sorry， Big Brother， we are here to import luxury car shop， the door can not be parked motorcycle。

B： No， lad， I have come to buy a car， you see， I do not Mody？

A： does not quite resemble！

B： Brother， I am a car is very important， you may get treated better。 I want to get married next week， but my girlfriend insisted I buy her store in your luxury car imports cars， or else not to marry。 She‘ll be years， I rush in front of her first and ask Quotes。 Here you have a luxury car too casual How much？

A： One to two million， right？

B： Which one 。。。 。。。 2 million？ Loud noise so expensive then？ Han material to do it？

A： is not a material issue， is the brand worth， we sell are luxurious and prestigious cars and limousines are Han。

B： Brothers In this way， I’ll give you a hundred dollars。

A： Han mean， do you buy Han？

B： 100 money can buy Han？ This is for your tip。 I will say this is to buy a luxury car of the people， and back you can not afford to tip？

A： Oh brother， you really light and spacious， you beautiful for words！

B： it is also handsome， I tell you， this money is not white to 100， wait for the next my girlfriend has come， you have helped with something。

A： loud noise with the ah？

B： Actually， I mean， buy a car do not care about are equal， the total is not a precedent？ On behalf of one step only。 Brother I am not bad money， that is， buy a luxury car that is too wasteful。 So， my girlfriend came a little later， I think you can neither recommend to me that luxury car， you also have to give me face， do not let his girlfriend think I had no money。 Do not know what I mean？

A： 。。。 。。。

B： For example， if I find you to buy more expensive cars 。。。 。。。

A： Then I say there is no uta！

B： Oh boy， you are too powerful， and too savvy a！ Well， my girlfriend came， saw yet？ Who wear red clothes on the door。

A： assured， satisfaction guaranteed 2！

After a moment ~

C： wow， my dear， here are the Mercedes-Benz BMW are luxury car ah！

B： Ai Ai， salesman Come on！

A： President， sir， two good， may I ask you what type of car to buy？

B： more than 2 million Mercedes-Benz， there do！

A： Sorry， no！

B： That one million or so to give me a BMW！

A： Sorry， not so expensive！

B： What price range？

A： There are four， half a million。

B： half a million 。。。 4 。。。 。。。 。。。 。。。 。。。 There have？

A： Yes or no ah？

B： This is your shop， then have to ask you ah。 Brother I have here is not bad money， you have to understand that with something！

A： Oh， no！

B： I said boy， you store it is Han Na luxury car， to Han Han did not。 I have several 40 people， and find a girlfriend can be easy？ We are now anxious buy a car get married， what you say buying a car is good？

C： My dear， you have to ask them here， Audi sold。

B： there are， they should not buy it， Audi is the Alto its Columbia， can be much better to go？

C： Otherwise，咱not buy imported luxury car， and open bar before buying a domestic vehicle。

B： Buy-made？ Is also OK， first open， later pulls。 Years， the young man， and we buy a Chery QQ！

A： No！

B： This 。。。 。。。 can have！

A： This 。。。 。。。 I did not！

B： so， I bring you， which is Chery store‘s phone， you call transfer cargo over。

A： Maya， do not do too呀！

B： That was I did not come， I want to come back， you have done so earlier。

A： This is Big Brother really is too stingy in！

B： young man you see， today we are sincere to you with twelve imported luxury car shop， and so a while we have to mention cars， you can not get one with Li Bao Han’s？

A： send Taiyang Mo， ground rubber， leather， floor mats right bo？ Oh， I said， Big Brother， you are too Koumen Er， and co-author you are in our shop to buy a car no， we are also subsidizing the store into the thousands of dollars na！

B： I said young man， is not that we did not buy a car， we buy Mercedes-Benz BMW you do not have。

A： I have not yet the number of heart do you have？

B： I am so what‘s the number？ No do not you say？

A： Do not speak， one would have to come up with which have come to Zezheng ah？

B： in the end there you say clearly that I am here is not good money， big brother or a loud noise that way？

A： I know that big brother you are not bad money， I mean， you hardly managed to save money buy a car， can not be too care about money， money can be earned finished。 You see I may be a salesman， but I sum up， buy a car care bar available， sometimes one wants to eat the same as the same。 Although an expensive hotel to eat something， but environmental elegant minds are at ease， howl！ Shao Kaotan children a while to eat cheap， but bad things to belly Diarrhea， howl！ Driving time the most worried about things you know what that is？ Most worried about driving a car is open， the brakes had failed！

B：-leave-it， drove far the most time to worry about things that you know what that is？ Worry about driving far the most open， and no money to fuel a！

0881016 2010-01-05

A famous shops and small door imports of shenyang， motorcycle stop to meet the sales。

A： I’m sorry eldest brother， we here is the famous shops， imported parked motor can。

B： no， boy， I was to buy， you see， I don‘t like？

A： don’t like！

B： my brother， a very important today， you can get a good reception。 I will get married next week， but I have my girlfriend in your shop to buy her famous imports， otherwise we car not to marry。 She‘ll come out in front of her， my first option to ask。 Do you have a car sells everything off much money？

A： valued？

B： a。。。 Two million？ Zha so expensive？ What material do？

A： no problem， is the brand valuable materials， we sell are luxury cars are famous， ShaMing。

B： brother， I’ll give you one hundred dollars。

A： what do you mean， what to buy？

B： one hundred dollars to buy what？ This is your tip。 I have to buy that expensive car， not to your tips？

A： oh， you are clear， you too handsome！

B： it‘s nice， I tell you， this is white， a $100 to wait my girlfriend， you have to help with some。

A： zha cooperate？

B： actually， I mean， when buying， is not always a care？ For a walk。 My brother is not money， buy everything that is too good to waste。 So my girlfriend came later， I think you cannot put those expensive car， I recommend you also get to my face， don’t let the girl think I have no money。 Know what I mean？

A：。。。

B： for example， if I find you buy more expensive car。。。

A： then I said no bai！

B： oh boy， you too much， too much understanding！ Well， my girlfriend， see？ The door is red。

A： stop worrying， guarantee two satisfied！

After a moment

C： oh， dear， here is all BMW， are famous Mercedes！！！！！

B： hey hey， come salesman！

A： ladies and gentlemen， two good， do you want anything？

B： more than 200 million Mercedes， there！

A： sorry， no！

B： it‘s about one million cars BMW give me a！！！！！

A： excuse me， is not so expensive！

B： what’s the price？

A： there are four， five。

B： four。。。 Half of。。。 There。。。 Do you have？

A： there is no？

B： is this your shop， it may ask you。 Eldest brother I here is not bad， you need to know the money！

A： oh， that no！

B： I said， you are the guy ShaMing car， mysterious to shop。 I forty， several can easily find a girlfriend？ We now hurry， you say a marriage what buy a car？

C： my dear， you ask them here have an audi to sell。

B： there are also don‘t buy， audi is kept it， can go？

C： otherwise， I don’t buy imported yazhan sees， buy first car companies within open。

B： buy domestic？ Also， the first open， change again later。 Here， we buy a lad， chery QQ！

A： no！

B： this。。。 Can！

A： this。。。 No！

B： so， I brought you， this is the telephone， you shop chery transfer call。

A： mom， don‘t do it！

B： that’s I didn‘t come here early， I want you to do so， the earlier。

A： the eldest brother， it really dig！

B： boy， you see， today we also sincerely to you with extremely famous shops， import， we will wait， you may ask the collocation of car to send a gift bag what？

A： TaiYangMo， rubber， leather， pads to pop？ Oh， I said， you also too eldest brother， with a scrooge you in our shop to buy a car， we haven’t bear also thousands of dollars in store！

B： I said， not our boy didn‘t buy a car， are we buy Benz BMW you didn’t。

A： I have you haven‘t count？

B： I have what number？ Not you say no？

A： don’t talk， one will have to make A whole zha？

B： do you have a clear， eldest brother I here is sent money or what？

A： I know you don‘t sent money， I mean， how to save money and buy A car， can’t be too care about money， money is spent can be earned。 You see， though I a salesman， but I can buy it carefully， to eat， sometimes as the same。 Although you eat a hotel， but elegant environment， yelping！ Eat a barbecue vendor‘s stand is cheap， but not bad belly sparse， yelping！ When the car worry about things you know what it is？ Drive the worry is open， brake didn’t！

B： pull down， most concern when driving， you know what？ Most worried about open， no money！

紫川牛牛 2010-01-05

——！我們打個賭吧，100分肯定沒有人翻，光打也打累死了啊。如果沒有人翻，把分給我好伐？