匿名使用者 1級 2014-03-10 回答

A： Wow， that terrible movie is finally over。 Next time I’m picking the film， because I don’t want to end up seeing a chick flick（俚語，肥皂劇）。

B： Well you should have picked， in the end you always complain about everything。

A： Not everything， just this film。 Even the title is ridiculous（荒唐的，荒誕的）； and it’s so long， those are the two and a half most wasted hours of my life， so much so that I’m thinking about asking them to give me my money back。

B： I’m thinking of taking you back home。 I thought we could have a nice evening， but you’re always so negative（消極的，負面的）。

A： I’m only complaining about a movie that I could have rented or bought and then thrown in the garbage。

B： You see， that’s what I’m talking about， I can’t stand your sarcastic jokes anymore

A： Next time， go with your gay friend who is more in touch with his feelings。

B： Well he’s more of a man than you are； at least he appreciates love stories。

A： Love？ More like one-night-stands（一夜情）。

B： Don’t criticize Mario or else I’ll start on those fat， drunk friends of yours； they’re no saints。

A： My friends？ Fat？ What about those whales you call friends？

B： You’re unbearable； you can walk home， I’m leaving。

Chen丶 1級 2014-03-10 回答

james： ken！ ken！ where the heck are you？

ken： i’m coming。 what’s the matter？

james： don’t you pretend in front of me。 have you taken my laptop？

ken： what do you mean by pretending in front of you？ no， i didn’t take your laptop。

james： you know what i’m talking about！ you would better return it to me！

ken： what’s wrong with you？ i told you！ i didn’t take your laptop！ how am i supposed to return it to you？

james： there are only 2 persons having the keys of my room。 one key is with me and the other is with you。 i remembered i had locked my room before i went to sleep yesterday。 but then i’ve just discovered my laptop on desk is missing。 if you didn’t take it， who else？

ken： how many times you want me to tell you？ i didn’t take it。 have you checked your cupboard？ you normally keep it there， aren’t you？

james： don’t fool me， ken。 you said you didn’t take my book last time。 then i caught you red-handed that i found the book in your room！

ken： please…。 i already explained to you last time that i forgot i hadn’t returned the book to you。 i only realized that the book was still with me when we found that it was kept in my drawer。 i thought…

james： don’t talk so much。 just give me back my laptop。 i’ll not report you。 so just give me back now！

ken： hey… don’t push me so far。 i have already explained to you kindly。 but you are very rude！ i have had enough with your temper！

james： you could have fooled me！ ken， i know you。 you said you always want a laptop like mine。 but i know you haven’t got enough money to buy it。 i’ll report it if i still can’t find my laptop。 don’t make me to do that， ok？

ken： it’s enough！ you have gone too far， james。 what makes you think i’m a thief？ do you have any proof？

james： hey… i don’t need any proof， ok？ last time you took my book where you said you return it but you didn’t。 then you took my handset charger without asking my approval and…

ken： stop it！ you want to recall all the things i had done to you？ i’m pleased to remind you of yours！ i lent you my mp3 but you said it was lost and i didn’t blame you for once！ i even didn’t ask you to replace it， did i？

james： i… i… i don’t quite remember…

ken： four months ago you requested to borrow 200 dollars to pay your fees of credit card。 although i wasn’t having enough to spend that time， i did lend you the money！

because you told me if you hadn’t paid the balance， the service of credit card would have been stopped and you couldn’t survive without your credit card！ have i had once to ask you to pay me back the money？ tell me！

james： i… i will pay you back when i get my salary。 don’t worry。 i just want my laptop back now。  i didn’t back up my info。 it’s very important。 just give it back。

ken： i’m very tired。 let’s go to your room to see if it is kept in your cupboard。

james： no… i remembered i put in on my desk yesterday。

ken： just go to check， ok？

james： as you wish。 but i’m sure you can’t find it there。

（after a while， ken found the laptop in james’s cupboard which is covered by his towel and clothes。）

ken： james， what is this？

james： this is the one！ my laptop！ but i remembered that i placed it on desk。 then i went to bath… and slept… hmm… did i keep it in my cupboard？

ken： who knows？ it is very obvious。 you kept it in your cupboard but you forgot about it since you placed your clothes and towel on it after you took a bath yesterday。 is it the whole story？

james： haha。。 maybe… i was too tired that i lost focus…

ken： then… you still want to report？

james： don’t be mad。 i’m sorry， ok？ it’s my fault。 my poor memory makes you suffer。

ken： forget it！ i’m sorry too。 i burst out just now。

james： no。 i know i had gone too far and made you mad at me。 i’m really sorry and i’ll pay you back the 200 dollars and your mp3 too。 i’m sorry that i forgot to return you the money。

ken： don’t mention about it。 i know you don’t have enough money to spend now。 you are still in debt to the credit card centre， am i right？

james： yes… but how do you know？ i didn’t tell you about it…

ken： i saw your bill on your table just now。 if you need any help， just tell me。 i will help you if i could afford。

james： ken… you…  i really don’t know what to say…

ken： no need to say anything， you fool。 that’s what friends are for…

james：  thanks a lot， ken。 it’s really true that a friend in need is a friend indeed。 the true meaning of friendship…

ken： hey… don’t talk too much… i’m hungry。 let’s go to eat。 but you are going to treat me to a free meal。

james： sure。 i’ll treat you whatever you like to have。

這是我自己用了蠻久的時間去編劇情、寫成英文的…

希望你會滿意…  ^ _^

匿名使用者 1級 2014-03-10 回答

A：Mary， be calm。

A：瑪麗，請冷靜一些。

B：It is impossible。 You cheated on me。

B：不可能。你欺騙了我。

A：No， listen to me。 I always regard you as my best friend。 I admire you， and of course you‘ve helped me so much。 I should thank you。

A：不，聽我說。我一直把你當作我最好的朋友。我欣賞你，當然你幫了我很多，我應該謝謝你。

B：Shut up！

B：閉嘴。

A：No， listen to me。 Perhaps it’s my fault that I treat everybody so well。 Maybe in other people‘s eyes， I want you to be my girl-friend。 but。。。。but。。。

A：不，聽我說。或許是我的錯，我對別人都太好了，或許，在別人的眼裡，我想要你做我的女朋友。但……但是……

B：But you have had lily already？ You should have told me about her， but you didn’t。

B：但是，你早有莉莉了？你應該早告訴我關於她的存在，可是你沒有。

A：OK。。。 OK。。。Anyway。 I will treat you as my best friend。 I hope you can do the same。

A：好……好……我還會把你當作我最好的朋友。我希望你也能這樣做。

B：Leave me！ Go away！

B：離開我！滾！

匿名使用者 1級 2014-03-11 回答

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夠長了嘛？